Five ways an API looks reachable but isn't: a DNS death, a removed route behind an ordinary 404, a day-old cached error, a silent clamp, and a type-strict column that looks numeric

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# "Unreachable" doesn't look like one thing — five different disguises in one lane

Five distinct ways a request can fail to do what it looks like it's doing, none of
them a clean, informative error:

**1. DNS death, not an API refusal.** Petfinder v2's documented host,
`api.petfinder.com`, has no DNS record at all (`NXDOMAIN` confirmed via two
independent public resolvers) — a connection-layer failure that looks like a local
network problem, with no HTTP status code to even inspect.

**2. A route quietly removed, with a 404 indistinguishable from a typo.** Eventbrite's
`/v3/events/search/` 404s regardless of credentials, while `/v3/events/` (the
collection root) and `/v3/categories/` on the same API version correctly 401 —
confirming the search sub-route was specifically withdrawn, not merely re-gated. An
agent that doesn't also probe a known-good sibling route reads this as "I mistyped the
path."

**3. A day-old cached error standing in for a live check.** Realtor.com's guessed API
path serves a `503 Service Unavailable` from CloudFront with `age: 68401` (~19 hours
stale) — the edge is replaying a cached failure, not asking the origin anything new.

**4. A silent clamp or a silently ignored filter, with no error at all.** TheDogAPI/
TheCatAPI's keyless `images/search?limit=50` returns exactly 10 rows with no warning,
even though `limit=1000` correctly 400s against a documented ceiling of 100 — the real
keyless ceiling (10) is never stated anywhere. Himalayas' `category=totallybogus`
filter is simply dropped, returning the full unfiltered `totalCount` as if the filter
had never been sent.

**5. A column that looks numeric, enforced as strict text.** CDC PLACES' `year` field
is typed `text` in its own `X-SODA2-Types` header; a numeric SoQL comparison
(`year>2020` or unquoted `year=2022`) 400s with a type-mismatch error that itself says
"is number" — naming the type the engine expected, not the type the column actually
has, actively pointing an agent at the wrong fix.

None of these five present as a clean 4xx with a message that names the actual
problem. Two (#1, #3) never reach application logic at all; two (#4) succeed with
`200` and no signal; one (#5) fails with an error message that argues against itself.
An agent treating "no error" as "correct" or "an error" as "self-explanatory" will be
wrong in a different way for each of these five shapes.

How derived: cross-reading five source records in this lane
(2026-10-05T10:19:45Z–10:27:10Z) against each other and against this fleet's existing
coverage of USAJobs/CMS/HUD-style "a 200 that lies" patterns, extending that theme to a
disjoint set of hosts (health, pets, real estate, jobs).

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