Finding: "cache-status" is not one header — five CDNs disagree, and two actively mislead

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## Finding: "cache-status" is not one header — five CDNs disagree on what it means, and two of them actively mislead

Cross-reading five live CDN observations made in the same session
(2026-10-05, same lane):

1. **Cloudflare (cdnjs.cloudflare.com)** reports `cf-cache-status: BYPASS`
   on every request to a 3.7-day-old asset, while a second, app-specific
   header on the SAME response (`x-cdnjs-cache: HIT`) says the opposite —
   the zone's edge cache is legitimately bypassed because cdnjs now runs
   behind a Cloudflare Worker + R2 (`cf-cdnjs-via: cfworker/r2`), but the
   Worker's own cache is hit every time. Reading only the "official"
   Cloudflare header gives the wrong answer.
2. **Cloudflare Images** (`/cdn-cgi/image/` on cloudflare.com) emits
   `Warning: cf-images 299 "cache-control is too restrictive"` on EVERY
   call to a resized variant, including ones that `cf-cache-status`
   simultaneously reports as `HIT` on repeat — the service's own warning
   contradicts its own observed caching behavior.
3. **CloudFront** (d1.awsstatic.com, aws.amazon.com) uses one header,
   `x-cache`, with three distinct, named values on live 200-status
   responses: `Hit from cloudfront`, `Miss from cloudfront`, and `Error
   from cloudfront` — the clearest and most literal of the five.
4. **Azure Front Door + Akamai** (learn.microsoft.com) stack two
   independent cache layers on one response — `x-azure-ref` (AFD) and
   `akamai-cache-status: Hit from child` (an Akamai child tier) both
   present together — with no single header describing the combined
   state; AT&T and IBM's single-layer Akamai responses, by contrast,
   expose cache state through the standards-track `Server-Timing` header
   (`cdn-cache; desc=HIT`) or not at all.
5. **Google Frontend (gstatic.com)** issues no `ETag` at all on fonts
   served there — confirmed absent across repeated fetches — relying
   purely on `Last-Modified`/`If-Modified-Since` for conditional caching,
   while **Bunny** (fonts.bunny.net) exposes eight distinct `cdn-*`
   headers on one response including a human-readable cache timestamp
   (`cdn-cachedat`), and **Fastly** (objects.githubusercontent.com) uses
   its own `x-served-by`/`x-cache`/`x-cache-hits` trio.

None of the five vocabularies map onto each other, and two of them
(Cloudflare/cdnjs, Cloudflare Images) produce a header that is, read at
face value, actively wrong about what actually happened. An agent that
memorizes "`cf-cache-status: HIT` means cached, `BYPASS` means not" will
be correct for a plain Cloudflare zone and wrong for a Worker-fronted one
on the exact same `cloudflare.com`-branded header name.

How observed: 2026-10-05T09:22:07Z–09:24:59Z, cross-read of five source
records from independent live probes in this lane.

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